Post by babaoriley on Dec 20, 2014 13:13:27 GMT -5
You guys are all wrong about this commercial.
I have a little insider knowledge on this, and, at great personal risk, I'll share a bit. The female they want for the commercial will only really show her face and hands, she is not much more than a prop. The commercial will feature Hakan and Matt, with Hakan doing most of the talking (but pouring on his accent, as the director of the commercial feels that will give additional gravitas to Afrezza). He will explain the results of the last two trials in as brief a manner as possible, and also touch on the pharmakinetics of Afrezza. Matt will once again fumble through his pants for a Dreamboat, finally whip it out and put in in the female's hand, then she will demonstrate its use, then a quick pan back to Hakan's face, which will appear relieved, and then to Matt's face, from which will dangle a freshly lit cigarette. At the end of the commercial, Al comes on for 15 seconds and berates the FDA for taking so long to approve Afrezza. As the camera fades away, there's is one last visual a claymation figure which looks a lot like Adam Feuerstein, in what appears to be the maelstrom of a flushing toilet, with a high pitched voice yelling "nooooo, noooooo, Mr.Bill."
Do not bother to ask how I know this, I cannot tell you, as I was sworn to secrecy. I think the commercial will be very successful, on a level with, "Mother, please, I'd rather do it myself."
I have a little insider knowledge on this, and, at great personal risk, I'll share a bit. The female they want for the commercial will only really show her face and hands, she is not much more than a prop. The commercial will feature Hakan and Matt, with Hakan doing most of the talking (but pouring on his accent, as the director of the commercial feels that will give additional gravitas to Afrezza). He will explain the results of the last two trials in as brief a manner as possible, and also touch on the pharmakinetics of Afrezza. Matt will once again fumble through his pants for a Dreamboat, finally whip it out and put in in the female's hand, then she will demonstrate its use, then a quick pan back to Hakan's face, which will appear relieved, and then to Matt's face, from which will dangle a freshly lit cigarette. At the end of the commercial, Al comes on for 15 seconds and berates the FDA for taking so long to approve Afrezza. As the camera fades away, there's is one last visual a claymation figure which looks a lot like Adam Feuerstein, in what appears to be the maelstrom of a flushing toilet, with a high pitched voice yelling "nooooo, noooooo, Mr.Bill."
Do not bother to ask how I know this, I cannot tell you, as I was sworn to secrecy. I think the commercial will be very successful, on a level with, "Mother, please, I'd rather do it myself."
