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Post by spiro on Mar 14, 2015 16:55:40 GMT -5
After holding the honored position of Lead Global Moderator for only 5 minutes, there was a successful coup by Baba, which has removed Spiro from his honored position. Spiro never knew that this board was a Banana Republic where this sort of an atrocity could have happened. This is particularly disturbing because of Baba's lack of experience in Global Moderation. Spiro is convinced that Baba was assisted by North Korean computer hackers to accomplish this coup.
Spiro here, demoted after only 5 minutes.
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Post by spiro on Mar 14, 2015 17:58:48 GMT -5
The situation is worsening as Silent Bob is no longer Silent and has joined Baba in the overthrow.
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Post by spiro on Mar 14, 2015 18:16:03 GMT -5
Liane is a stronger force than the North Koreans, the coup attempt has been foiled. Spiro is now a Five Star Lead Global Moderator.
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Post by savzak on Mar 14, 2015 18:36:11 GMT -5
Liane is a stronger force than the North Koreans, the coup attempt has been foiled. Spiro is now a Five Star Global moderator. Can I be a zero star "crappy plebe poster" just so I can be unique too?
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Post by babaoriley on Mar 14, 2015 21:13:27 GMT -5
At a hockey game. Judging from this thread, I would suggest someone check the side effects of Afrezza.
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Post by mnholdem on Mar 14, 2015 22:41:17 GMT -5
Baba, The bargaining was tough, but management has caved. Spiro has been awarded his own private group, where Spiro is the Lead Global Moderator. This is a private group where the three Spiro's can make decisions. Isn't Liane the best!!!!!! But which of the spiros will speak for the group? Lead Global Moderator is singular, not plural. I worry that the other moderators have not fully considered the ramifications of their actions, as I am now fully convinced there has been be a fourth spiro pulling the strings unbeknownst to the membership at large. I will call him Celebrity spiro, and I have little doubt that this private group is currently engaged in a power struggle to influence Celebrity spiro to convey their own agendas. While I have great hopes for Celebrity spiro, further investigation has revealed that Stupid spiro may have secured the services of baba as attorney, but did not read the fine print in his Agent Representation Contract and may have unwittingly given baba the power of attorney in all things spiro, whether Smart, Stupid, Crazy and/or Celebrity spiros. Perhaps baba has been the real puppet master behind the scenes all along? Perhaps spiro was instigated via his agent into manipulating liane with the Chronic spiro martyr bit to soften her into conceding under threats of a spiro becoming a Free Agent Global Moderator. Smiling in satisfaction, baba says hello from a hockey game like Darth Sideous disguised as gentle Palpatine enjoying an opera.
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Post by babaoriley on Mar 15, 2015 0:19:37 GMT -5
Sorry, Spiro, I tried to get you what you wanted, "Chief Imperial Global Moderator and Lord of All Things MannKind," but Liane told me it wasn't available.
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Post by spiro on Mar 15, 2015 10:46:00 GMT -5
Baba, Spiro didn't realize that you were negotiating for Grand Imperial Lead Global Moderator or Lord of the Global Moderators. You are good. If Siro knew how, he would use his executive powers to lock this thread before you get a chance to reply, but Spiro is afraid that he might end up locking the whole message board. Spiro is smart enough not to go where he isn;t smart enough to go. Actually Spiro got in little trouble yesterday when he accidentally made you and SBS Lead Global Moderators. Those things happen. Liane had to rescue Spiro and correct his deliberately accidental mischief. This error will probably hurt Spiro's annual Global Moderator job performance evaluation and for the first time ever, Spiro will most likely not receive the coveted, exceeds job expectations rating.
Spiro here
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Post by liane on Mar 15, 2015 11:24:17 GMT -5
I need to point out "Grand Imperial Lead Global Moderator" and "Lord of the Global Moderators" won't fit in the space allotted. So you guys can quit dreaming.
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Post by jpg on Mar 15, 2015 12:37:22 GMT -5
How about Supreme Khan of Proboard?
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Post by spiro on Mar 15, 2015 12:52:21 GMT -5
JPG, That would be Liane. But, she is way to nice and humble to name herself that. Now if Baba couldn't negotiate a simple Lord of the Global Moderators title, how the heck could he get Supreme Khan, Leader of the Global Moderators. Dang, that really sounds good! Liane, Liane, BD ?
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Post by babaoriley on Mar 15, 2015 13:03:38 GMT -5
We are building some body of evidence that Afrezza boosts testosterone, hopefully only in men. Spiro, do you have more of a spring in your step lately? I'll stop there.
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Post by alcc on Mar 15, 2015 13:12:25 GMT -5
Since there are 3 Spiros (at least, that we know of), and, in the absence of contrary evidence, each Spiro likely posted equally, ergo each Spiro is really only a newbie.
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Post by liane on Mar 15, 2015 17:51:07 GMT -5
Getting back to the original purpose of this thread (who hijacked it?), I moved the MNKD Resource Center higher on the board, grouping it with all the other MNKD and Afrezza related forums. So it's the 5th listed forum now.
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Post by 4allthemarbles on Mar 15, 2015 17:58:04 GMT -5
I was gone for two weeks. Two weeks. 14 days. And now I return to absolute chaos. Complete, total proboard mayhem. Absolute madness. Of course Baba is a part of this. Along with the usual suspects.
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