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Post by spiro on Nov 3, 2015 19:47:59 GMT -5
A conspiratory MNKD investor's conference will be held at the Aria in Las Vegas on Dec 14, 2015. The purpose of this conference is to develop MNKD investment strategies and discuss future survival plans. Psychiatric counseling will not be offered, however there will be a seminar on how to live the rest of your life with less money. Russian and Chinese realtors will make presentations on Siberian properties. Translators will not be available. A local Wedding Chapel official will give the invocation prayer and be available for confessions, but charges may apply. The Aria Hotel and Casino may not charge the group for water, but that commitment has not yet been confirmed. The Aria is also refusing to allow conference participants to clean windows at valet parking prior to the meeting. Accommodations at the local homeless shelter are not available, but there may be a few cardboard box rooms under the expressway behind the Aria. Free food may be available at the homeless shelter buffet, but appropriate dress is required. The Bellagio fountain may be shut down due to maintenance, so showers must be sought elsewhere. Lake Mead is nearby and bathing there could easily put you out of your misery.
Tentative and possible attendees inlcude: Spiro, Babaoriley, Lynn, Coco, Sonic, JoeyPotsandPans, GWB, ChicagoPete and Aria security.
Spiro here, he will be in Las Vegas helping the local economy between Dec 13 - 16.
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Post by centralcoastinvestor on Nov 3, 2015 19:54:21 GMT -5
A conspiratory MNKD investor's conference will be held at the Aria in Las Vegas on Dec 14, 2015. The purpose of this conference is to develop MNKD investment strategies and discuss future survival plans. Psychiatric counseling will not be offered, however there will be a seminar on how to live the rest of your life with less money. Russian and Chinese realtors will make presentations on Siberian properties. Translators will not be available. A local Wedding Chapel official will give the invocation prayer and be available for confessions, but charges may apply. The Aria Hotel and Casino may not charge the group for water, but that commitment has not yet been confirmed. The Aria is also refusing to allow conference participants to clean windows at valet parking prior to the meeting. Accommodations at the local homeless shelter are not available, but there may be a few cardboard box rooms under the expressway behind the Aria. Free food may be available at the homeless shelter buffet, but appropriate dress is required. The Bellagio fountain may be shut down due to maintenance, so showers must be sought elsewhere. Lake Mead is nearby and bathing there could easily put you out of your misery.
Tentative and possible attendees inlcude: Spiro, Babaoriley, Lynn, Coco, Sonic, JoeyPotsandPans, GWB, ChicagoPete and Aria security.
Spiro here, he will be in Las Vegas helping the local economy between Dec 13 - 16. I would love to be able to attend, but cannot. Will you be providing PowerPoint slides from the results of your meetings? |
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Post by thsloppy on Nov 3, 2015 19:57:52 GMT -5
The Aria is a bit upscale for our current situation. Is there still a Holiday Inn nearby?
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Post by kball on Nov 3, 2015 20:26:04 GMT -5
Not to mention that Legionaire's outbreak there a couple years back.
Still, an interesting idea
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Post by mnholdem on Nov 3, 2015 20:41:04 GMT -5
To ensure that you are not late for the whine & cheese party, I am attaching a link to Hitchwiki's Hitchhiking Guide for the United States:
hitchwiki.org/en/United_States_of_America
Please study the map carefully to conduct your due diligence of hitch hiking laws within those states between your home and Las Vegas, NV.
You wouldn't want to miss a fabulous conference by sitting in a jail cell somewhere...
Good Fortune All
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Post by sportsrancho on Nov 3, 2015 20:56:35 GMT -5
mn, that was very interesting.
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Post by dreamboatcruise on Nov 3, 2015 21:02:22 GMT -5
Let's leave some time for the Blackjack tables. I've got a new strategy I've learned from investing in MNKD. It goes like this... 1) double down 2) "hit me again, what could go wrong". Oh, did I forgot to mention... lots of booze.
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Post by falconquest on Nov 4, 2015 4:33:54 GMT -5
Ah Spiro, Never do I not enjoy your posts. (wait, was that a double negative?) Thanks for your insight sir!
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Post by adh on Nov 4, 2015 7:05:29 GMT -5
A conspiratory MNKD investor's conference will be held at the Aria in Las Vegas on Dec 14, 2015. The purpose of this conference is to develop MNKD investment strategies and discuss future survival plans. Psychiatric counseling will not be offered, however there will be a seminar on how to live the rest of your life with less money. Russian and Chinese realtors will make presentations on Siberian properties. Translators will not be available. A local Wedding Chapel official will give the invocation prayer and be available for confessions, but charges may apply. The Aria Hotel and Casino may not charge the group for water, but that commitment has not yet been confirmed. The Aria is also refusing to allow conference participants to clean windows at valet parking prior to the meeting. Accommodations at the local homeless shelter are not available, but there may be a few cardboard box rooms under the expressway behind the Aria. Free food may be available at the homeless shelter buffet, but appropriate dress is required. The Bellagio fountain may be shut down due to maintenance, so showers must be sought elsewhere. Lake Mead is nearby and bathing there could easily put you out of your misery.
Tentative and possible attendees inlcude: Spiro, Babaoriley, Lynn, Coco, Sonic, JoeyPotsandPans, GWB, ChicagoPete and Aria security.
Spiro here, he will be in Las Vegas helping the local economy between Dec 13 - 16. Count me in Spiro!! |
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Post by itrade on Nov 4, 2015 7:31:47 GMT -5
Spiro, stay at Venetian or Palazzo. I'll take care of ya! |
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Post by kball on Nov 4, 2015 7:35:55 GMT -5
I'd like to suggest a block of rooms no higher than the 3rd floor for obvious reasons
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Post by babaoriley on Nov 4, 2015 10:13:00 GMT -5
Apparently, word of the up to know clandestine conference has reached the stock market!
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Post by babaoriley on Nov 5, 2015 2:16:18 GMT -5
Talked to Spiro yesterday; Mrs. Spiro also on the line. For those of you who think Spiro is a pistol, which I do, well, Mrs. Spiro is a bazooka! She has proclaimed marital (or is that "martial") law over Spiro's investment portfolio. It's worse then the embargo Kennedy threw around Cuba (close to Miami, coincidence?). He's going to have to wear a band around his ankle in Vegas, so she can monitor his movements. Do not accompany him to any gentlemen's bars, his ankle may explode!
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Post by kc on Nov 5, 2015 6:17:37 GMT -5
Now that my net worth has been dropping I will have to see if this event conflicts with my new job as a Uber driver.
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Post by kc on Nov 5, 2015 6:20:12 GMT -5
Spiro, stay at Venetian or Palazzo. I'll take care of ya! Sheldon is that really you?  ? |
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