Back in the Slammer

[spiro]

I missed all the fun the past 2 days, because they put me back in the Slammer. All I had was a little chest pain and high blood pressure. I knew I was in trouble when a couple of short paramedic boogeymen showed up at my house. And then at the Slammer the ER doc couldn't have been taller than 5"5".  Let me tell you, StevieRay was right, the short boogeymen were everywhere. When I got to the chest pain center, my nurse was was an obvious boogeyman, heck he could barely see over the bedrail and had some kind of Fu Manchu mustache. After I told me wife that StevieRay was right, she asked, who the devil is StevieRay?  I told her, I don't know, but he was damn sure right about the short boogeyman hit men. Things didn't get better until my cardiologist show up. He was at least 6'5" and an obvious long. He was talking about some options with my wife, so I knew he was a trader. When he walked over to talk to me, I told him that i only liked the January 5 calls. He said, do you know it's almost March? I told him, March could be a little risky. The ER doc asked my wife, what is he talking about? She told him, he is probably talking about Mannkind, just ignore him and he will shut up in 30 or 40 minutes. Well after an couple tests, etc. The long guy seemed to scare off all the shorts. He came into my room and told me that all my tests were negative, except that they found a 50% stenosis in my LAD and some very minimal stenosis in a couple of other places, so it's obvious that I have some coronary artery disease like most men my age. Now here comes the bad news. He told me no salt, sugar, butter, meat, cookies, pie, McDonalds, pizza or anything else edible. He said eat a lot of rabbit food, chicken and fish, take a baby aspirin, statin and the rest of my meds and go home.  I am now back at my command center, with level 2 open and anxiously awaiting the stream.  

Spiro

[liane]

spiro,

Take care of yourself so that you live to see the fruit of your investment!!!

[grease]

Feb 26, 2014 9:27:13 GMT -5 spiro said:

I missed all the fun the past 2 days, because they put me back in the Slammer. All I had was a little chest pain and high blood pressure. I knew I was in trouble when a couple of short paramedic boogeymen showed up at my house. And then at the Slammer the ER doc couldn't have been taller than 5"5".  Let me tell you, StevieRay was right, the short boogeymen were everywhere. When I got to the chest pain center, my nurse was was an obvious boogeyman, heck he could barely see over the bedrail and had some kind of Fu Manchu mustache. After I told me wife that StevieRay was right, she asked, who the devil is StevieRay?  I told her, I don't know, but he was damn sure right about the short boogeyman hit men. Things didn't get better until my cardiologist show up. He was at least 6'5" and an obvious long. He was talking about some options with my wife, so I knew he was a trader. When he walked over to talk to me, I told him that i only liked the January 5 calls. He said, do you know it's almost March? I told him, March could be a little risky. The ER doc asked my wife, what is he talking about? She told him, he is probably talking about Mannkind, just ignore him and he will shut up in 30 or 40 minutes. Well after an couple tests, etc. The long guy seemed to scare off all the shorts. He came into my room and told me that all my tests were negative, except that they found a 50% stenosis in my LAD and some very minimal stenosis in a couple of other places, so it's obvious that I have some coronary artery disease like most men my age. Now here comes the bad news. He told me no salt, sugar, butter, meat, cookies, pie, McDonalds, pizza or anything else edible. He said eat a lot of rabbit food, chicken and fish, take a baby aspirin, statin and the rest of my meds and go home.  I am now back at my command center, with level 2 open and anxiously awaiting the stream.  

Spiro

[babaoriley]

Hang in there, Spiro! And let me make those dietary restrictions easy - put the food in your mouth and if it tastes good, spit it out!