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Post by hellodolly on Feb 24, 2018 7:24:27 GMT -5
There are a lot of things the doctor doesn't tell you. keep smiling. take the blue pill. Lol! There’s a rule at my house, leave the blue pill at the door! Years ago this man came to take me out to dinner, then he left and went home. The next day he called me and said, “This is really really embarrassing but when I dropped my keys and been over to pick them up I must’ve lost my little blue pill. It was in my shirt pocket. It’s probably in your living room carpet and I didn’t want your dog to eat it and die. And by the way, it cost 10 bucks! So could you save it for me?” I said, nope..finders keepers:-) Well, this went south pretty quick
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Post by sportsrancho on Feb 24, 2018 8:27:18 GMT -5
I just had to look this up....My dog ate a Viagra pill now what ?
DR. JOHNSON, Veterinarian We do sometimes use viagra in veterinary medicine to treat a condition called pulmonary hypertension (high blood pressure in the lungs). Usually we dose at approximately 1 mg/kg. If your dog ate the entire tablet, that would be about 3 mg/kg (or about 1.5 mg/kg for the half tablet). However, this amount of viagra will probably not harm your dog. If it has just happened, you can feed her two tablespoons of 3% hydrogen peroxide to make her vomit up the pill. If it has been longer and she is showing no clinical symptoms, your dog should still be alright. Keep an eye on her and watch for any weakness, behavior changes, etc. Viagra may cause an increase in her heart rate. If you see any changes that make you concerned, take her to your vet or an emergency clinic and they can treat her.
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Post by mnholdem on Feb 24, 2018 8:38:49 GMT -5
...but you may need to buy new pillows.
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Post by pat on Feb 24, 2018 11:49:08 GMT -5
I thought by “little blue pill” you meant Prozac!
G0d knows we need it being involved with this company!
😀
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Post by rockstarrick on Feb 24, 2018 12:06:33 GMT -5
I can't believe MNKD hasn't tested the dreamboat/TS with the "blue pill". Fast in fast out like "Outsulin". While on the subject of advertising (we were weren't we)? I am glad that little purple creature has vanished along with the marketing people who thought that would be a good idea. The “fast out” wasn’t getting the job done ✅ 😜
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Post by tw12 on Feb 24, 2018 12:08:26 GMT -5
Nicely sidetracked into another vista of high hopes...but let's return to advertising ideas to share with the new agency...
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Post by falconquest on Feb 24, 2018 14:49:11 GMT -5
I just had to look this up....My dog ate a Viagra pill now what ? DR. JOHNSON, Veterinarian We do sometimes use viagra in veterinary medicine to treat a condition called pulmonary hypertension (high blood pressure in the lungs). Usually we dose at approximately 1 mg/kg. If your dog ate the entire tablet, that would be about 3 mg/kg (or about 1.5 mg/kg for the half tablet). However, this amount of viagra will probably not harm your dog. If it has just happened, you can feed her two tablespoons of 3% hydrogen peroxide to make her vomit up the pill. If it has been longer and she is showing no clinical symptoms, your dog should still be alright. Keep an eye on her and watch for any weakness, behavior changes, etc. Viagra may cause an increase in her heart rate. If you see any changes that make you concerned, take her to your vet or an emergency clinic and they can treat her. That's hilarious! Not only when the dog eats it but went it unknowingly falls out of the shirt pocket. Kinda reminds me of Barney Fife.
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Post by mytakeonit on Feb 24, 2018 15:29:41 GMT -5
Well no wonder those dogs keep humping my leg.
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Post by mytakeonit on Feb 25, 2018 20:44:17 GMT -5
Not to bring the topic back up ... but, just noticed my avatar.
Caption should read ... "Nope, you didn't eat my blue pill. Did I drop it at sports?"
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Post by sportsrancho on Feb 25, 2018 21:06:33 GMT -5
To funny!
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Post by thekindaguyiyam on Feb 25, 2018 21:25:25 GMT -5
damn. are we considering the origin of alice in wonderland or matrix. And what the hell do we do if we are color blind! ??
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Post by seanismorris on Feb 26, 2018 1:40:20 GMT -5
I just had to look this up....My dog ate a Viagra pill now what ? DR. JOHNSON, Veterinarian We do sometimes use viagra in veterinary medicine to treat a condition called pulmonary hypertension (high blood pressure in the lungs). Usually we dose at approximately 1 mg/kg. If your dog ate the entire tablet, that would be about 3 mg/kg (or about 1.5 mg/kg for the half tablet). However, this amount of viagra will probably not harm your dog. If it has just happened, you can feed her two tablespoons of 3% hydrogen peroxide to make her vomit up the pill. If it has been longer and she is showing no clinical symptoms, your dog should still be alright. Keep an eye on her and watch for any weakness, behavior changes, etc. Viagra may cause an increase in her heart rate. If you see any changes that make you concerned, take her to your vet or an emergency clinic and they can treat her. That's hilarious! Not only when the dog eats it but went it unknowingly falls out of the shirt pocket. Kinda reminds me of Barney Fife. I once accidentally drank hydrogen peroxide, it was NOT fun... I’d look for an alternative. How it happened: (~18 years old) I keep a bottle of water on my nightstand. I use hydrogen peroxide as a oral rinse. While sleeping I grabbed the wrong one. It BURNED all the way down. Coughing, burning, choking, burning... and all the way back up...esophagus burning, chest burning, stomach burning, nostrils burning. I’d rather overdose on Viagra.
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